Twilight's contentious "Edward vs. Jacob" debate was finally settled at the close of 2009's New Moon, the second episode of Stephenie Meyers' supernatural teen harlequin saga, when plaintive emo hottie Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) definitively rejected the advances of Taylor Lautner's musclebound man-wolf in favor of Robert Pattinson's brooding vampire.
Or so we thought. Twilight's fateful love triangle is revived in earnest by Eclipse, part three of the series, and this time the implications are serious -- relatively speaking, of course. Taking over the helm from New Moon director Chris Weitz is David Slade (30 Days of Night, Hard Candy), who adds a hefty dose of action to Twilight's trademark mix of soaring romance and manic melodrama, making Eclipse the first film in the saga in which -- get this -- something actually happens.
Indeed, action is a primary theme of Eclipse. Like most high school seniors, Bella wants some; her pasty paramour Edward Cullen, however, remains stubbornly chaste, and not just because the briefest exposure to his unbridled vampire lust would almost certainly kill his all-too-human sweetheart. You see, chivalrous Edward hails "from a different era," one in which the institution of marriage meant everything and a man took care to mount a proper courtship before marrying a girl nearly a century his junior. (He's 109 years old.) He asks her to marry him; she agrees, but only if he'll turn her into a vampire first; he hesitates, pondering the unalterable consequences; the matter is tabled and heavy petting resumes. (This exchange is repeated, ad nauseam, throughout the remainder of the film.)
The constant fawning and unwavering devotion from impossibly beautiful Edward aren't enough to sate Bella's thirst -- she needs validation like a vampire needs blood -- and so she uses the flimsiest of pretexts to re-insert herself into the the life of Jacob Black, the sensitive werewolf she previously shunned, who dutifully plies her with his own declarations of undying love. (Jacob, to his credit, has developed enough game since we last saw him to qualify as a serious contender for Bella's affections, and is no longer the devoted doormat we saw in New Moon. He's still a tool, though.) Game on.
But Edward and Jacob aren't the only ones with designs on Bella. (Seriously, are there no other hot emo chicks in the greater Pacific Northwest?) A ginger-haired menace (Bryce Dallas Howard) has emerged, one that will require Edward's vampire clan and Jacob's wolfpack tribe, longtime enemies forever on the verge of a climactic battle (in which Bella will serve as the jeans-and-hoodie-clad Helen of Troy, no doubt) to put aside their differences and unite against a common enemy. In order to ensure Bella's safety, Edward and Jacob must form an uneasy tag-team (no, not that kind of tag team, much as it would likely better serve to resolve matters) to keep Bella safe from harm.
With its amped-up action, sharpened wit, and darker, horror flick-inspired atmospherics, Eclipse boasts the broadest appeal of all the Twilight films thus far. But that doesn't mean it's good. Director Slade's grasp of plot development borders on amateurish in this film; Eclipse often feels less like a movie than a weighty discourse on the pros and cons of vampiredom, laid out in lengthy, exhaustingly repetitive chunks of exposition and awkward, campy flashbacks, as just about every character in the film, including Edward, attempts to dissuade Bella from joining the ranks of the bloodsuckers.
But alas, no force, no matter how utterly rational its arguments, will keep Bella from her destiny. Which, obviously, is Edward. Or is it? Eclipse goes to great pains to invent ways to perpetuate the film's romantic rivalry, inserting scenes like the one in which Bella, on the verge of freezing to death in a tent high up in the mountains, is saved when Jacob arrives to heroically spoon her body temperature back to its proper level. (Eclipse is being hyped as the first "guy-friendly" Twilight flick, but no film which includes a climactic spooning scene can rightly claim such a distinction.) Edward, meanwhile, with his poor vampire circulation, is powerless to help.
Who will win in the end? Will it be abs over eyes? Obviously, it will take two more movies (at least!) to solve this kind of wrenching dilemma.
Hollywood.com rated this film 2 stars.
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Posted by: SJACK1204 | 9/1/2010 8:15:23 PM
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Continuing love story !!! A must see if you like love stories. NOT just a " chick " flick !!!
Best of the Twilight series 
Posted by: DALRAIDA | 8/14/2010 6:01:06 PM
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Best movie in the saga so far. Maybe this one needed to be a bit longer too since there is so much in the book that has not been translated to the movies so far. Nevertheless, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and am looking forward to the the next one.
The Best 
Posted by: AISHA19 | 7/21/2010 9:12:06 AM
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really enjoyed it! 
Posted by: Mary | 7/8/2010 11:24:06 PM
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even though we arrived late and had to sit on the floor in the first rows, I enjoyed the way the film was "shot"
Running away to Joan did her some Good 
Posted by: rawvibes | 7/2/2010 5:43:07 AM
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Night and day the acting ability of Ms Stewart from part 2 to Eclipse. I guess the Runaways being Joan Jett did her some good. Not a fan but just due is where its due. Its a Great movie I liked it tons more then the chapter 2. Keep the others in line with Eclipse and I can hear the register singing Chang Ching.
GREATEST MOVIE FROM TWILIGHT SAGA 
Posted by: GiiGGLeZ88 | 7/1/2010 5:54:07 PM
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IN THIS MOVIE JASPER SHINED AND FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIS SHELL, HE EVEN LOOKED PRETTY HOT. ALSO JACOB DID ONE HELL OF ACT STILL THERE FIGHTING TILL THE END FOR BELLA'S LOVE AND FOR BELLA TO ADMIT SHE LOVES HIM, EVEN IF IT IS NOT MORE THAN WHAT SHE LOVES EDWARD. FAVORITE PART IS THE TENT SCENE WHERE JACOB IS WARMING UP BELLA AND TAKES THAT ADVANTAGE TO MAKE EDWARD JEALOUS, BUT EVEN AT THAT POINT EDWARD STILL IS THE BIGGER PERSON AND ACTUALLY THANKS JACOB FOR BEING THERE TO WARM HER AND KEEP HER SAFE. STILL IN ALL IM A JACOB FAN...YOU JUST CANT DENY NOT LOVING THE WAY EDWARD LOVES BELL. OVERALL, WILL DEFINATELY RECOMMEND AND WILL DEFINATELY PAY TO GO SEE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Twilight-Eclipse...Better Then the Last 2! 
Posted by: SWEETIVYLYN | 7/1/2010 12:12:37 PM
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I literally had to force myself to sit through the last 2 "Twilight" movies...this one is different; though Edward is still brooding, he somehow seems more likeable; Jacob has grown some cajones and tells Bella how he feels, but that's not the best part; Loved seeing the Vamps and Werewolves working together to beat the "bad vamps"; The only thing that really bothers me about this "series" is Bella-she always seems so mellow, almost lethargic...I just want to slap her to get some real emotion out of her.
It was ok 
Posted by: COUNT8162 | 7/1/2010 2:09:44 AM
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Not a lot of dialog nor action but the editing and special effects were on point
AWESOME 
Posted by: DANIROBERSON | 6/30/2010 6:54:24 PM
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This is by far the best of the trilogy so far! Loved the humor added in all the right spots, action, romance and of course the tent!!! I will definately make time to go see it again and again and again and ...... :)
I Love It! 
Posted by: MsStar | 6/30/2010 4:29:23 PM
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Well what can i say other than two thumbs up for Eclipse!Romance,Action and Edward...What a combination?...I saw it at midnight and im on my way to see it again.Kudos to David Slade!
